1-2-09...THINGS CHANGE YEP!
It just blows my mind at the difference in how fast time goes now to how it was when I was a carefree kid. Don't know about you but for me everything just whizzes on by me now. HERE, GONE, Forgotten, just like a flash.
I was talking to Brenda last night and we were talking about how we have changed. Used to want to go all the time, now we'd just rather stay on the couch with a heat pad on our backs, our backsides sometimes, and a bottle of horse liniment to rub on everywhere it hurts. Yep I sure do use it! Hey it works, don't knock it till you try it.
Then there is that udder cream we rub on our bodies to make the scales go away. Yep! Udder cream like farmers use on the cows tits when they get sore. YEP! It Works!!!
Of course there is preparation H that is just great for wrinkled skin on your face and bags under your eyes. YEP I do use it.
But time is a different situation all together. There is just not a thing you can do to speed it up or slow it down. When we were young we wanted to hurry, now we would like things to just slow down.
Then what about our minds? We both burned our dinners yesterday. Just flat out forgot. I can't even tell you now what I burned, HMMM! I abosouletely do not know what it was, just know I burned it up.
We both had went somewhere with two different shoes. I had one brown and one black, hers were brown and green. Then there was one morning in Church. I had on a beautiful, outfit, my hair was fixed, had my pretty black hills gold jewelry on. I went struttin' in there and sat down, looked down at my feet, and lo and behold there in all their glory were my fuzzy purple house slippers peeking up at me. Yep! Brenda admitted to almost the same blunder.
Never did things like that when we were young. Or did we?? WEELLL!! Let me see___------------------------------------------ Well I guess we did things then just didn't take us as long to do them.
I went shopping one day, came home worn out and put it all away. Next morning I couldn't find my toothpaste. DOOONN, What did you do with the toothpaste?? I didn't do nothin' with the toothpaste. Well you had to have done something with it cause it aint here. I bought a new tube yesterday, a brand new tube, now where is it??? Clydene I have not even used it this morning, I didn't touch it. Oh My gosh, I can't believe it. You probably just thought you got it. Well I guess I know when I bought somethin' don't I? No you don't know everytime Clydene!! Boy Howdy now I was madder'n'a' old wet hen. I still had the receipt. There smart elec, see that, TOOTHPASTE! right there on the receipt, I got toothpaste, now where is it? Well couldn't find it so next day I bought another tube. I figuered they just didn't put it in my sack. Yep! Thats what happened. I convinced myself of that fact and forgot the whole thing until about a week later that is! I was looking in the freezer for something and Guess What?? Yep, there in front of my eyes was a tube of toothpaste, frozen and ozzing out of the tube. Now do you think I'm crazy enough to tell Don I found it? Heck fire NO!!!
Gotta remember to ask Brenda if she ever did that. BET SHE HAS YEP!!
