THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR ANYMORE

2-26-10...THINGS YOU DON"T HEAR THESE ANY MORE

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company. OR- Put the 25 pound sign in the window for the iceman to see. Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter in the mail today. Quit slamming the screen door when you go out! Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up. And don't forget them clothes on the line. Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed. Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've been playing outside all day barefooted. Why can't you remember to roll up your britches legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up. You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on. Don't you go outside with your school clothes on! Go comb your hair; it looks like the rats have nested in it all night. Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle. Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one. Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it. Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit! Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him. You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off.
Take this magazine to the toilet. We're about out of paper in there.
Here soak your cut foot in this kerosene so you don't get an infection.
When you take your drivers test don't forget to signal each turn. Left turn stick your arm straight out the window. Left arm bent at the elbow for a right turn.
It's Yes Mam and No Mam to me young man and don't you forget it.
Your face is going to freeze that way.